David, Cazzie, 1994-

No one asked for this / No one asked for this : essays Cazzie David. - xii, 331 pages ; 21 cm.

Mean sister -- Do not disturb -- Ex dysmorphia -- Almost pretty -- Is everything gonna be fine? -- Tweets I would tweet if I weren't morally opposed to Twitter: I -- Why God is definitely real -- Too full to fuck -- So embarrassing -- Love you to death -- Insecurity when you're the new girlfriend -- Environ-mental mom -- Tweets I would tweet if I weren't morally opposed to Twitter: II -- Shit-talking etiquette -- My parasite -- Privileged assistant -- I got a cat for my anxiety -- This essay doesn't pass the Bechdel test -- Tweets I would tweet if I weren't morally opposed to Twitter: III -- Moving out -- Erase me -- Thanksgiving.

"From writer/director Cazzie David comes a series of acerbic, darkly funny essays about anxiety, social media, misanthropy, and growing up in a wildly eccentric family"-- For David, the world is one big trap door leading to death and despair and social phobia. Here the writer/director chronicles her life's most chaotic moments with wit, bleak humor, and a mega-dose of self-awareness. Her essays create a series of acerbic, darkly funny essays about anxiety, social media, misanthropy, and growing up in a wildly eccentric family. --

ISBN: 9780358197027 0358197023

Subjects--Personal Names:
David, Cazzie, 1994-
David, Cazzie, 1994- --Mental health.

Subjects--Topical Terms:
Television producers and directors--United States--Biography.
Authors, American--Biography.
Anxiety--Anecdotes.
Misanthropy--Anecdotes.
Social media--Anecdotes.
Eccentrics and eccentricities--Anecdotes.
Children of celebrities--Anecdotes.

Index Terms--Genre/Form:
Autobiographies.
Essays.

Dewey Class. No.: 791.4502/33092 B